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C-3PO Cabbage Cactus Herman Cain John Caldwell Calhoun California Highway Patrol California Marijuana Initiative Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Calvin and Hobbes Campaign Leaflet UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music) Canada UnNews:Canada's new phunny munny Canadians: A Retrospective Cancer (constellation) Why?:Cancer is Great UnNews:Cancer is racist UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer UnNews:Cannibalism becoming increasingly popular Al Capone Captain Obvious UnBooks:Captain's Blog Cardboard Box George Carlin Carmen Miranda Syndrome Carnies Carry On Films Cartilage Why?:Categorise pages Celebrity Advice Celebrity Manufacture Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists Cemetery of the Absurd Certificate of Hitlertude UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war HowTo:Change a lightbulb HowTo:Change a Spare Tire Chanupocalypse Dave Chappelle Charlie Brown Chatroulette HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble HowTo:Check for Lumps Cheech & Chong Cheerios Gerry Cheevers Chekhov's gun Chicago Seven Chick-fil-A Chicken Chicks Childhood: an essay UnNews:Chinese claim Ron Paul unerectable UnNews:Choice of which product to buy last vestige of freedom for most Americans UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure:One Ordinary Day UnNews:Christianity hoax exposed; bogus belief system baffles western civilization for 2,000 years Christmas Number Ones Chuck Norris Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced Church of God the Wholly Incompetent Chutes and Ladders Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase Citizen Kong Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission Civil War UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin Classical Satire Classy Claude Debussy Claudette Colvin Clementine Attlee Clint Eastwood's Mule HowTo:Clown Stalk Cheryl Cole Why?:Collapse Space-Time Collective Nouns Colonel Color Me Badd Colorless green ideas sleep furiously Colossus of Barbie UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale Command Line Commemorative plate Commercial Commercial Conformity Period HowTo:Commit the Perfect Murder Common sense Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society Compulsive cabin building Conceptual Art Confession (Catholicism) Confidence Conservapedia Consolation Prize Constipation HowTo:Construct a Federation Starship UnBooks:Conversations With My Father HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male HowTo:Cook Children HowTo:Cook While Drunk UnBooks:Dane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) James Cook Anderson Cooper Sofia Coppola Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage Corn Corn Flakes Corpsearian UnNews:Corrections Ann Coulter Counting to potato Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire Cowation Cowboy Bebop Cracker Barrel UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece Fanny Cradock HowTo:Create a sandstorm Creation myth Creationism Creationist Views on Australia Creeping featurism Creepy Creepy guy who lives across the street Crescendo Crimes inspired by video games UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance Bing Crosby Ben Croshaw Crossbow Crumpet Crying and Wanking Unquotable:Cthulhu Cuban Missile Crisis Cum Dumpster E. E. Cummings Cup stacking Marie Curie Pierre Curie Curry Custom Degrees HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw Cyanide Cylon and Garfunkel

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D Vasco da Gama UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden Daemonic kitties Daily News Dake-Bonoism Dalek Salvador Dalí Damaged goods Dark Ages Dark Science HowTo:Date an Emo Girl UnNews:David Blaine to die for our Sins David Brubeck Miles Davis Miley Davis Dead Dicks Dead Nigger Storage Dear Diary Dear John letter Dear Mr. Hornet Death of The Author UnNews:Debate over death penalty raging in Canada Decapitation Disease HowTo:Deceive people on eBay December 21, 2012 Deepwater Horizon oil spill Defender of the Clown UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis Charles DeGaulle UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023 HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One) Democrazy Jack Dempsey Denise Milani's breasts Dennis Kucinich's wife Descentiousness Why?:Destroy the Rainforest Deviled eggs UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama Diamonds & Rust UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover Charles Dickens Dictation Did I really move to LA? UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism Peter Dinklage Dinosaur UnNews:Diogenes searches world for honest mechanic Diplomacy UnBooks:Dirty Harry Potter HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba Disguise Dishwasher Disney Disneyland Disorganised crime Distraction UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ Novak Djokovic Why?:Do a Pee Review Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list? Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? Why?:Do I need to provide this? Do NOT click any links! Doctor Who The Doctor UnNews:Doctors find cure for weight loss Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations Don't be stupid Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here Don't Feed the Ducks!!! Why?:Don't we do it in the road? Why?:Don't You Get a Job? Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? Donald Trump Donner Doody Door handle UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon Doping in sports UnScripts:Dora the Explorer: The Movie Double Entendre Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice Douche Down with this sort of thing! UnBooks:Dr Seuss' "The Git who Stoned Christians" User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax for a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, and Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Explosion UnBooks:Dracula Dragon Age: Origins Dragon Warrior Dreaming Drill sergeant HowTo:Drive a train Driving in Bucharest Drugs Drunk Olympics Dude Dude, Where's My Time Machine? Raoul Duke DuMont Television Network Dune Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition Roberto Duran UnBooks:Duty Dylan Thomas Dyslexia

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Eadweard Muybridge, Zoopraxographer UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel Earth Earth's Children Easter Bunny HowTo:Eat sand Why?:Eat your broccoli Ecky-Thump Economic Collapse Barbie™ Thomas Edison EDSAC Education Edvard Munch Edward the Gibbon Egyptian Gods Dwight D. Eisenhower Elephant Elevator Elfen Lied UnBooks:Embracing Mediocrity UnScripts:Emergency Room Emoticonics UnBooks:Employee Manual Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia) UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates English-American Dictionary Enhanced Interrogation Techniques EPIC FAIL! UnBooks:Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them Erraticus Escher Esperanto Estonia Ethnicity Euroipods Eurovision Song Contest Evan Almighty UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog EVEN CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE! Everybody cares Everything is great Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor Examples of Bias in Conservapedia EXPLODE!!! External combustion engine Extra mega brownie points Extraterrestrial life Extreme Paranormal Eyewitness

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HowTo:Face your upcoming death UnNews:FACT CHECK: Birthday Card not as Accurate as Hoped Faggot UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me Failure University Faith Fake announcer voice Fall of Constantinople Fan service Fancy Fanfiction.net UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack Fascist Fascist Guy Fat Albert William Faulkner UnBooks:Fear And Loathing In Blackpool, Lancs Featured Fecal E.Coli UnNews:FED cites plight of Kennedy, Jesus to warn dissenters UnScripts:Feel Good Sports Movie HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer Feral Child Festivus Fifty shades of grey File 8AO4F: The God Case File sharing Filial Piety Film noir Final Destination Final Fantasy VII Find an Asian wife! Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet A Fine Frenzy Finger Cancer Fire hydrant Fire Hydrant 2: Rehydrated Firearm attachments Firefly First Gradeism UnBooks:Fischer Price Fish Puns Fisher Price: A Retrospective UnBooks:Fishing For Children Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants HowTo:Fix the Economy Flash Gordon UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water Fluffy Bunny World Flying Gypsies Flying Spaghetti Monster Folgers Crystals UnNews:For Dummies author earns PhD Founding Fathers Fountainhead Earth Fourth Wall Fox News France Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle Frankly Disappointing Telescope Fred Basset UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize Free lunch Freezer UnNews:French philosopher cites fictional characters in new book, is considered laughingstock French Revolution Freudian slip Friday (song) HowTo:Frighten small children Frog Frog Semen Frostbite: A Christmas LP UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care Fuck ChiefjusticeDS HowTo:Fuck Off Fuck the world Function (mathematics) Fundagelical Christianity Funny Future ☭f tomorrow, today!

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G Rated Talking Animal Movie G-Rex Muammar Gaddafi UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange UnBooks:Gallows Humour Gallows Humour Game of Thrones UnNews:Gandhi posthumously accused of mass genocide Ganges Gangnam Style Gangs of New York Garage sale Garfield Pat Garrett Gas tungsten arc welding Gastrorgasmic Cuisine Gay Pride Gay Pubs Gay whales in Darfur Gaydar Gazebo Gazelle Gee, the mannequins at Old Navy sure are hot! Gemeentevervoerbedrijf Gemini UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden UnNews:Genocide in Darfur Ends Geocaching UnNews:Geology classes in Alabama now mandating alternative "Paul Bunyan" theory George Bailey George W. Bush (featured) George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 Gerard Way German grammar Gerrymandering Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament HowTo:Get Banned HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon HowTo:Get into Heaven HowTo:Get Married HowTo:Get Off the Road HowTo:Get Over Jenny Get Some Mortgage HowTo:Get things for free HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby UnNews:Getting oiled-up fails to make seabird more attractive to females Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) Ghosts never seem to play fair Ghostwriter Giant Jew Band GIANT NOVELTY FOAM HANDS!!! Gibberish Girl with a Pearl Earring Give a shit Why?:Give Up William Gladstone Philip Glass Global Cooling GMT HowTo:Go into the light Goa Tse God UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible God's answering service God's userpage Godzilla Godzilla vs. Urethra Godzilla vs. Vaginus Goldfish Goldilocks and the Three Bears Golf War UnBooks:Gone Fishing UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind Gonzo journalism UnScripts:Good Cop Inanimate Cop Good cop/Bad cop UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog Good Old Days Google Middle Earth UnNews:Google, Inc. Employee: "My Job Blows"; Apple, Inc. Employee: "My Job Sucks" Googlewhack Gore Theory Al Gore Billy Graham Grand Conspiracy Grand Rapids, Michigan Grand Theft Audio Grandmother paradox Grandpa's Stories UnScripts:Grass in the Mist UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs Great Australian tourist destinations Great Britain Greatest Inventions Green Dam Youth Escort Green ink Grim Reaper UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' Gross Moral Turpitude Grue Grue's Clues Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition Guinness Brewmasters Guru Maharaj Ji Guyana

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UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!! Hack writer Hairy ball theorem Laird Hamilton Hammer MC Hammer UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time Handgun HowTo:Handle Flashing Your Vagina in Public Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal Thomas Hardy Anne Hathaway Why?:Have Humongous Breasts Hays Code HowTo:Hear a Picture UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 Heat death of the universe Heaven's Gate Heavy Classical UnScripts:Heinous Dan Helen of Troy Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! Henchmen Brittany Hensel Heraclitus Herod the Great Wild Bill Hickok Hide and Go Jesus Hillyard & Brickman Corporation Paris Hilton Martina Hingis Hippies Hipster Hiroshima Damien Hirst His word writ large History of Google History of Great Britain History of New England Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times Alfred Hitchcock Adolf Hitler UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development Hmor UnScripts:HMS Potatore Hoboeroticism Hochkonjunktur, bumste ich sie verlobtes, ich hatte geschlecht mit Ihrem man Hodgepodge HowTo:Hold a Handbag Like a Man Holding Open Doors Hollywood tour Hollywood values Holocaust denial denial Holocaust Tycoon Holy Cheese Home Haggis Maker UnNews:Homeland Security administration declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level Homeless nerds Homing pigeon Homophones (grammar) Homosexuality in the British military UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic Honesty Hong Kong Feng Shui Horatio Hornblower Horseshoes (game) UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho UnBooks:Hospital Hot indiscriminate sex UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English? HowTo:Hotwire a car HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus Harry Houdini How much can YOU take!! How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park HowTo:Hug another man Human anatomy Humanity: A Retrospective UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs Humility Humosexual Humphrey Bogart Why?:Hunt Unicorns Hydrogen UnNews:Hylian teen arrested for property damage Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol Hyperdrinking Hypnotist Hypochondria Hypocrites

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UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist I Am the Walrus I ate your Haagen-Dazs I Can't Believe it's Not Murder I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle I Have A Problem UnNews:I have taken hostages UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat) I lost your pet ferret I want a cookie I will never forget IBauer Ice cream truck Iceland Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here! Idea Idiocrates Idiotic Table of the Elements Idiots If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds Igor Babel:Igpay Atinlay IKEA UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight Illegal aliens from outer space! Illogicopedia Imagination In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Inanimate Sponge Inbox Incompleteness Theorem India Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now Inland Empire Innovations in Comedy Insert title here UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel Insomnia UnBooks:Instant Messaging Translation Guide for 19th Century English Gentlemen HowTo:Insulate your loft Intelligent Design Intelligent Mathematics Inter-Lights Inc UnBooks:Interesting Excerpts from My Mother's Diary Internet (video game) Internet Movie Database Interpretive Death HowTo:Interrupt Serious News Broadcasts Interview with the Vampire Why?:Invade the Falklands Invader Zim IPad Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions IPod yocto Why?:IPs can't edit the main page IQ:Sample test UnNews:Iran to invade Iran UnBooks:IRAQATTACK Ireland UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong Iron Maiden Ironing Irreducible complexity Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron? UnDebate:Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? UnDebate:Is it morally unacceptable to have babies? Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high? Is the bear a Catholic? UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! Isaac The Tank Engine It's Not You, It's Me It's Your Turn To Take Out The Trash Italy ITrip

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J'accuzzi Michael Jackson UnBooks:Jacques Attali's guide to predicting your future James Bond (character) James Broun-Ramsay, 1st Marquess of Dalhousie UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul Japan Japanese High Schools Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures Jaws (parallel universe version) Jaws did WTC Jeff Beck Jeopardy! Jerry Falwell Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? Jesus stole my girlfriend Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish Jesus' foreskin Jew Jew Claw Jewish Cuisine Jewish Holidays JigSaw Jihad Jane Jihad My Ride UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition Jim Jarmusch Jimmy the Cowboy Jingo UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" John Cage John Connor UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears John Seigenthaler Sr. John Travolta UnNews:Johnnys a big poopy UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken Jose Mourinho Joseph Conrad UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 Joy Division Judaeo-Palaeontology Julian Assange UnNews:Junior designer makes her own prom dress Just pennies a day Justin Bieber UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich

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Frida Kahlo Karate Kid Karl Lagerfeld Andy Kaufman Charlie Kaufman KDE Unquotable:Keanu Reeves Buster Keaton Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One UnBooks:Keith Richards Kerala Kettlebell UnNews:Kids still fucking HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone HowTo:Kill Yourself With A Brick Don King Kingfisher Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters Kitchen sink Kitten Cookbook Kitten Huffing Kitten hurling battle KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand Kitty porn Knights in White Satin Koch Brothers Kool Aid Kosher Nostra Anna Kournikova Kryptonite Kurdish Military Industries Akira Kurosawa Kwanzaa

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Jean de la Fontaine Lady-Gardening Lake Spooky Lasagne Last of the Mohicans UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted Lateral thinking Lateral thinking puzzle Laura Ingalls Wilder UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England Lawn mowers LazyTown League of Nations HowTo:Learn Guitar HowTo:Learn Hebrew Hannibal Lecter Lens flare Sergio Leone Leprechaun UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés Let Someone Else Do It UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! Letter to the Isle Lewd Acts of the Apostles UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed Lies UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old Life's Answerable Questions Life's Unanswerable Questions Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God Abraham Lincoln Charles Lindbergh Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory List of one letter words starting with A List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway List of weapons that don't exist, but should Literary dedications Little Adolf's School Report Little boy who lives down the street Little Orphan Annie HowTo:Live in an RPG Livejournal Lobster UnNews:Local author gives up on dream UnNews:Local cancer loses battle with woman UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual UnNews:Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men Babel:Lolcat Loneliness Lonely hearts column Long walks on the beach Lord of the Flies Lord Sauron Lost in Translation UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes Louisiana Purchase Love HowTo:Love me Lunar Launch Luxembourg (city) David Lynch Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel Lyre Lysol

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