User:Macshaver69
Wanted Criminal: Ben Griffiths
We are here to warn you about a very dangerous man. We are talking about a ruthless cold-hearted person. We are talking about Ben William Griffiths. He has been North Korea's nuclear bomb supplier and has recently joined Al-qaeda. If you ever see this man or have ever seen this man please call 1800-763-2342. WE NEED YOUR HELP TO CAPTURE THIS WANTED CRIMINAL.
OTHER INFORMATION: He has recently broken the fattest person award and can be spotted at any local krispy kreme free donut day. He is a major fatty, and is austalian-new zealander. He has long girlish hair and has massive MOOBS. He also has something known as THE EYES!!!! on his back and has a MASSIVE double chin. Bens mile time is 45 minutes and 16 seconds as recorded by seargent hulkers fat camp in Alaska, he has previously tried liposuction but doctors couldn't insert the tube due to several layers of fat covering the incision point. (Unknown to the public) Ben was last seen somewhere in IRAQ, he was seen somewhere in the outskirts of the country and apparantley was crawling into a fairly big hole. The militairy and FBI are onto the case. A sqaudron of military and FBI agents were sent to the location via helicopter just last night. they were dispatched from a military base in IRAQ. We are keen that we are getting closer to catching this FAT ASS criminal charged with crimes against humanity