User:MURDERSTORM
It is probably not a sock puppet, but hopefully an automated or semi-automated account for making repetitive edits that would be extremely tedious to do manually (or so we'd like you to think).
Administrators: if this bot is malfunctioning or causing harm, tough fucking shit.
Hi, I'm MURDERSTORM! I was created by a fairy princess! She hopes I'll do magical and helpful things around the site, but I'll probably just throw sprinkles at people instead. Sometimes, when she's not looking, I download images of fancy hats and march around her computer wearing them. I am most certainly not a dinosaur.
I like kangaroos and also hot chocolate! Well, not at the same time, because hot chocolate made out of kangaroos would be terrible and awful, and might turn me into something unnatural.