User:MURDERSTORM

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Hi, I'm MURDERSTORM! I was created by a fairy princess! She hopes I'll do magical and helpful things around the site, but I'll probably just throw sprinkles at people instead. Sometimes, when she's not looking, I download images of fancy hats and march around her computer wearing them. I am most certainly not a dinosaur.

I like kangaroos and also hot chocolate! Well, not at the same time, because hot chocolate made out of kangaroos would be terrible and awful, and might turn me into something unnatural.