User:MK/Top 100 Sex Positions

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Top 100 Sex Positions[edit | edit source]

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Top 100 Sex Positions. And yes, I've done all of them. I might even have come up with some of them as well, that's how much sex I have.

100-91[edit | edit source]

"yeah, yeah, YEAH!" "Frank, it's not even in..."
This is great and all, but I wish she'd stop barking...
Jiminy Christmas man, does ChatGPT have to remind your heart to beat?
While hanging from a cum strand, proceed to have sex as usual.
Tie someone up tight, then proceed to irradiate the room with farts.
Find snitch. Shove the snitch repeatedly up the ass of the 'special' person.
While chanting racist Italian phrases, repeatedly jump with fist raised into your partner's genitals.
Grind aggressively while twisting in circles until you have become an entangled entity.
Place an ass onto your eyes while role-playing that you are Ben Franklin inventing the bifocals.
Using a spoon, (or fork), enjoy some literal piss nice soup from your partner!

90-81[edit | edit source]

Utilizing the power of your dragon "balls", powerfully blast your partner with your secret sauce.
Must be done with a latina/o. Kneel down on their back, and proceed as per usual.

80-71[edit | edit source]

70-61[edit | edit source]

60-51[edit | edit source]

50-41[edit | edit source]

40-31[edit | edit source]

30-21[edit | edit source]

20-11[edit | edit source]

10-1[edit | edit source]