User:Lordhood

Here are some Russian reversal jokes I know: In Soviet Russia, Food eats YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Pillow kisses YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Door closes YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Gun shoots YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Bomb drops YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Game beats YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Phone answers YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Dog pets YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Bat swings YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Ball hits YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Missle launches YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Stairs climb YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!! In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Test takes YOU!! In Soviet Russia, MP3 player listens to YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Root beer drinks YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Tree cuts down YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Money buys YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Floor walks on YOU!! In Soviet Russia, Chair sits on YOU!!