User:Lord Matt

Lord Matt was/is/will be a new/old/current user of this wiki. [1]

He is the ruler of vast tracts of imaginary hyper-space (just check his blog/media wiki if you think I'm pulling the bell-less one.)

Lord Matt would load a picture of himself for his profile but can't be arsed. [2]

Lord Matt is called Lord Matt.

• [1] This depends on your relative possition in time and or space when viewed from the great pink grapefruit and is further disaffected by such factoids of are your currently travelling back in time to become your own grandmother (even if you are male) and other less imported crap.
• [2] that said it might/will/was have be(een) loaded already dependant on your location time relative to the pink grapefruit.