User:Logic is'nt real

This statement is false, therefore this page should not be deleted. Is that statement false?

Yes.

Therefore, this page should not be deleted.

Then no.

So it's true and not false that this page should not be deleted?

I meant no to the first part.

If it is not false that the statement is false, the statement is true.

I just want to delete your page!

So, if I have 3 red marbles and 3 blue marbles in a bag, and you pull one out at random, what is the probability that it would be red?

Isn't that just 50%?

NO!!! I lied. All of the marbles are green. So, you have a ship, and you replace every piece of it one piece at a time, and it is still the same ship, then you put the original pieces together and you have another ship that is also the same ship-

I don't have a ship.

Okay, so an alligator kidnaps a baby but says that-

But alligators can't talk.

So 1/9=.111... and if you multiply by 9 you get 1=.999...

You make no sense.

Let me put this in a way you might understand. You take a cat, and strap a piece of buttered toast to it butter side up then-

You huff it, right?

NO!!! You drop it off a building and it can never hit the ground because-

You huff it, right?

I GIVE UP!!! Arguing with you is like Batman trying to roundhouse Chuck Norris! Just delete this page already. I really don't care anymore.