User:Lilo
Who I Am[edit | edit source]
I'm the founder, head of staff, chief bottlewasher and self-congratulatory bran muffin of freenode and the executive director of Live Nood Geek Revue of Books. I usually describe myself in long, glowing sentences which serve to impress other people with my personal importance. In a previous life of which I have no knowledge, I worked as a disinfectant analyst for the US Central Intelligence Agency. My work on freenode has been to try to help geeks to discover their true potential as well-mannered, cooperative team players. As a result of that effort, I've discovered several new hobbies, including hurling myself off cliffs and tearing my hair out at the roots. To listen to me rant about dying television shows and moribund social institutions, feel free to read my personal blog.
On Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
I just wandered in a few minutes ago and have no idea what's going on. However, I've already inserted a description of my time-honored and venerable contributions to Uncyclopedia into my resume. This site is about unicycles, right?