User:Lilly/Vote Smote
Initially created as team for smiting (or smoting depending upon your smiting persuasion), Team Smote were created 3rd August 2009 8:30pm (GMT) It had four main aims:
1. To strike with a heavy blow 2. To affect severely 3. To burden with an affliction in order to punish 4. Smite on to strike abruptly and with force
Finding an overwhelming interest in the team a cult was formed. Thus giving those who wish to smite a platform for poor grammar and lols.
The Smote Cult have very strict rules, which must be followed (like scientology only with more foundation in truth, rather than novels about aliens and such, futurama is actually an excerpt from the scientology bible.)
The rules are as follows (which are taken from the original source of The Smote Cult ‘’Vote Smote’’):
The 1st and most important rule is that the 15th Wednesday of every year you must kiss a tree, ours is not to reason, ours is to follow – all hail the mighty Smote God.
We do encourage to you actively recruit members, this can be by bribery, harassment, promise of monetary gain, anything really, the only thing we do ask is that you don’t involve Tom Cruise in anyway. All hail the mighty Smote God.
We do ask that you reduce reuse and recycle, Bob the Builder does it, and it has done no harm for his P.R. All hail the mighty Smote God.
If you do have pets, we ask that you not sacrifice them as this greatly diminishes A, our members and B the lolz we get from photos of said pets. All hail the mighty Smote God.
Which brings us nicely to our last (for the moment) rule, we would prefer it if you DID add pictures here. General Smoting is acceptable as are lol cats and humans. All hail the mighty Smote God.
Contrary to information given here, many of the members of this cult are under the age of 65 and somewhat fly in the face of danger and controversy.