User:Likespikes69

Likespikes69, being the master of all, and all that will ever be, is in constant demand. however, many chose to abuse his powers, and thus, confuscate their minds. these are prime examples of such things.

Likespikes69 says: hey buddy

chickenpiggies says: hey buddy

Likespikes69 says: wassup

chickenpiggies says: leik, nm

Likespikes69 says: datz kool

chickenpiggies says: werd

Likespikes69 says: so, wanna make out?

chickenpiggies says: no, dude, tahts grozz

Likespikes69 says: awww....cum on

chickenpiggies says: well, alright

chickenpiggies says: if u wnat

Likespikes69 says: lol, liek, t3h buttsech?

chickenpiggies says: lol yea

Likespikes69 says: leik, wanna cyber?

chickenpiggies says: lolllol, hehe,

Likespikes69 says: ok, liek, wat u into baby?

chickenpiggies says: ummmm....idk

Likespikes69 says: no, lets do watersports

chickenpiggies says: lololol, ok, I do, infact, have to piss

Likespikes69 says: ok u start

chickenpiggies says: like, lol, so i take off my pants

chickenpiggies says: and show off my half-inch killer

Likespikes69 says: hawt

chickenpiggies says: and I take out my black shriveled little thing

chickenpiggies says: and pee all over u

chickenpiggies says: lolololololololololol

Likespikes69 says: i think i just cummed

chickenpiggies says: lol hawt

Likespikes69 says: ok, byby ly, by

chickenpiggies says: by

and this is an example of how sick likespikes69 is. [19:59] Likespikes69: hey there sexy [19:59] chickenpiggies: hey [19:59] Likespikes69: so, u wanna sighber? [19:59] chickenpiggies: lolyea [19:59] Likespikes69: lolok, u start :p [20:00] chickenpiggies: ok, so I take off my pants and you notice the complete absence of any sexual organs [20:00] Likespikes69: oh, thats hot baby, keep it cumming. [20:00] chickenpiggies: being a completely androgynous organism, I am incapable of all sexual contact [20:01] chickenpiggies: I reveal to you that I actually reproduce asexually, and I split in half right there in front of you [20:01] Likespikes69: got any orifices i migth be able to peneltrate? [20:01] chickenpiggies: both copies of me then light a cigarette after a satisfying self-copulation [20:02] Likespikes69: damn, htis sounds lyk its leading to an orgee :p [20:02] chickenpiggies: lolhawtino [20:03] Likespikes69: so, then i take of my pants, and althoguth i am not absent of any sexuL organs, they are indeed, quite small. [20:03] chickenpiggies: haha [20:03] Likespikes69: i then grab a set of tweezers and get offf to the image of the two of you, cuz, ya know, nothing is hawter than 2 ians in one room, its almost a joygasm. [20:04] Likespikes69: as i silently recite "killer queen" to myself. [20:04] chickenpiggies: that just made my day [20:04] Likespikes69: so..it was good for you? [20:05] Likespikes69: whata re you doing this week, you should come over soemtime. [20:05] chickenpiggies: well, I don't know how long I'll be at my dad's house [20:06] Likespikes69: thats sad to hear, cause i know i'll be here all week, alone,and sad. [20:06] chickenpiggies: I'm very sorry [20:06] chickenpiggies: It's an image that will haunt me all week [20:06] Likespikes69: probably getting off to photoshopped pictures of britany spears naked. [20:07] chickenpiggies: actually, I'll probably be going back home wednesday [20:07] Likespikes69: mmkay [20:07] Likespikes69: then you wanan meet up? [20:07] chickenpiggies: 4buttsech? [20:07] Likespikes69: +other secual ackts [20:07] chickenpiggies: lolk [20:08] chickenpiggies: I found this guy on google video whos crazy at guitar [20:09] Likespikes69: cool [20:10] chickenpiggies: haha, you dont care [20:10] Likespikes69: not really. [20:10] chickenpiggies: I know because that's my response when I don't give a shit [20:10] Likespikes69: haha [20:16] Likespikes69: im so bored [20:16] Likespikes69: so wednesday, you want to come over or not? cause i really, need to make plans, knowing of course how busy i am. [20:17] chickenpiggies: hahaha, you really feel the need to make plans? [20:17] Likespikes69: yes, ity gives me something to look forward to, so i dont kill myself. [20:17] chickenpiggies: because I'm not sure whether or not I will [20:17] chickenpiggies: you can look forward to better things anyway [20:17] Likespikes69: not really [20:18] chickenpiggies: I mean, looking forward to seeing me is a pretty serious low [20:18] Likespikes69: not really [20:18] Likespikes69: i enjoy the company of intelectuals such as yourself, and the perry. [20:18] chickenpiggies: hah [20:19] chickenpiggies: a good intelectual is hard to come across these days [20:19] chickenpiggies: We're a rare breed [20:19] chickenpiggies: who women avoid [20:19] Likespikes69: i know, and some of them cant deal with it, and they break down over time, like the perry. [20:19] chickenpiggies: ...because they're intimidated [20:19] chickenpiggies: by our BRAINS [20:19] chickenpiggies: that's right....we've got to hold on [20:20] Likespikes69: yup [20:20] Likespikes69: if we ever think bad thoughts, our brains can turn into that of th eperrys. [20:21] chickenpiggies: what, bad thoughts? [20:21] chickenpiggies: you wont have bad thoughts if your turn your heart and mind over to Jesus [20:21] Likespikes69: thoughts that are, say, demeaning of women. [20:21] Likespikes69: and of course, all intelectuals have jesus in their hearts. [20:22] Likespikes69: man, i sure wish jesus had told me how ot handle women correctly, wouldve saved 3 hookers lives. [20:22] chickenpiggies: hahaha [20:23] chickenpiggies: actually, I'm pretty sure that the book of leviticus says that all intelectuals are going to hell [20:23] chickenpiggies: http://www.collegian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/02/06/43e706c57084d [20:28] chickenpiggies: you there? [20:28] Likespikes69: yes, that was a creepy article i might say [20:28] chickenpiggies: you might want to read this [20:28] chickenpiggies: http://www.gingerkids.org/index.html [20:32] Likespikes69: thats kinda scary [20:33] Likespikes69: i do beleive i have gingervitus [20:33] chickenpiggies: yeah, that's what I thought [20:33] chickenpiggies: you did check the faq, right? [20:33] chickenpiggies: apparently you have no soul [20:34] Likespikes69: yup [20:34] Likespikes69: but i really think i am [20:34] chickenpiggies: you are what? [20:34] Likespikes69: tahts why i wear a sweater, dont want people to see my freckles you see, its a bad thing. [20:34] Likespikes69: a gigner kid fo course. [20:34] chickenpiggies: you got sunburned at the library, of course you are [20:35] Likespikes69: i know i am [20:35] chickenpiggies: haha "don't look at my freckles...I'm so ashamed" [20:35] Likespikes69: its true! [20:36] chickenpiggies: I'm finding all sorts of weird things today [20:36] chickenpiggies: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8316836970045452933&q=plant+techno [20:37] chickenpiggies: this may give you nightmares, I know it will for me [20:38] Likespikes69: im not watching the whole thing [20:38] Likespikes69: its creepy [20:38] Likespikes69: like your mothers barren vagina [20:38] chickenpiggies: If I saw a plant with eyes, I would probably start to cry [20:38] chickenpiggies: I know, that vaucuous cave of evil [20:38] Likespikes69: yup [20:39] Likespikes69: which, coincidentaly, is, the portal to god. [20:39] chickenpiggies: apparently no light can escape it [20:39] Likespikes69: once women use their vaginas on a man, they've caught him for the rest of his life, its quite evil actualy. [20:39] chickenpiggies: it's like flypaper [20:39] Likespikes69: i know [20:40] chickenpiggies: I don't know about you..but I'm going to watch that plant thing again [20:40] Likespikes69: haha [20:40] chickenpiggies: shit that's terrifying [20:41] Likespikes69: man, i wish i had a friend [20:41] chickenpiggies: what, I dont count? [20:42] chickenpiggies: thanks buddy [20:42] Likespikes69: no, and you know that. just like i dont count to you. [20:42] Likespikes69: ok? [20:43] Likespikes69: which reminds me [20:43] chickenpiggies: really, that was needlessly cruel [20:43] Likespikes69: before i leave to go to cali, i need to become good friends with someone i dont know, and then, leave without telling them im moving. [20:44] Likespikes69: ian, you've told me countless times that i dont count as a friends to you, you had it coming. [20:44] chickenpiggies: that's bullshit, no I haven't [20:44] Likespikes69: yes you have [20:44] chickenpiggies: well...I didn't mean it [20:44] chickenpiggies: *tear [20:45] chickenpiggies: but either way, that's a great idea, something so spiteful and evil it sounds like something I would do [20:45] Likespikes69: yup [20:45] Likespikes69: but if you think about it, you have said i dont ocunt as human interaction to you, andf a friend needs to be human, so by my amazing powers of deduction, i do beleive you have stated i dont count as a friend to you. [20:47] chickenpiggies: actually, I think I've conceded and said things along the lines of "you're alright" and other such endearing phrases, whereas you continue to say things intended to be demeaning [20:47] Likespikes69: yeah..i do consider you a friendd ont worry, i just wanted to start an argument seeing as i have nothing else to do. [20:48] Likespikes69: like i said, "im bored" [20:48] Likespikes69: so ian, [20:48] Likespikes69: how about not being gay? its great sint it? [20:48] chickenpiggies: yeah it is [20:48] Likespikes69: you betcha [20:48] chickenpiggies: despite the complete absence of female companionship [20:49] Likespikes69: yup.. [20:49] Likespikes69: man i wish i had a female companion [20:49] chickenpiggies: yeah, that would rule pretty hard [20:49] Likespikes69: that, or a pickled vagina i could have my way with. [20:50] chickenpiggies: it reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes "You must realize that I do not avoid women...I merely deny them my essence" [20:50] Likespikes69: HAHA! i love that line, i do beleive i shall store it in my memory for further quoting. [20:51] chickenpiggies: It's from the movie Dr. Strangelove...quite possibly one of my favorite movies ever [20:51] Likespikes69: i see [20:51] Likespikes69: i wish i could come up with a witty quote from the labrynth right about now. [20:51] chickenpiggies: that quote was from a guy who thought that there was a communist conspiracy to contaminate out bodily fluids [20:52] chickenpiggies: http://imdb.com/title/tt0057012/quotes [20:52] Likespikes69: i see [20:52] chickenpiggies: look for it about halfway down [20:52] chickenpiggies: it's hilarious [20:53] Likespikes69: i see it, haha [20:58] Likespikes69: http://imdb.com/title/tt0091369/quotes [21:00] chickenpiggies: what am I looking for [21:01] Likespikes69: nothing, i havnt even finished reading it [21:02] Likespikes69: man all those quotes suck [21:02] chickenpiggies: haha [21:03] chickenpiggies: a perfect example of something I dont give a shit about: [21:03] chickenpiggies: FlawlessApe: i just found some tv station online of a random intersection in RI [21:03] Likespikes69: ok... [21:03] chickenpiggies: however, I cared so little about that and it pissed me off so much, I didn't reply with "cool" [21:04] Likespikes69: ha [21:04] chickenpiggies: I replied with "I don't give a fuck" [21:04] Likespikes69: tell him i hate him. [21:04] chickenpiggies: you do it [21:04] Likespikes69: no, i dont want him to know my aim name, i onbly talekd to him once and i dont think he added me [21:06] chickenpiggies: haha [21:07] chickenpiggies: yeah, I wouldn't im him if I were you [21:08] chickenpiggies: ...ah, pictures of naked women..the only things that understand me [21:09] Likespikes69: HAHA [21:09] Likespikes69: whata bout pictures of naked men? [21:09] Likespikes69: dont they love you? [21:09] chickenpiggies: no, they taunt me [21:09] chickenpiggies: unless they're fatter or have smaller penises than I [21:09] Likespikes69: clikc here for pr0n0rxz. [21:10] chickenpiggies: lol right click and hyperlink [21:10] chickenpiggies: does something happen if you leave that thing on for long enough? [21:10] Likespikes69: idk lol [21:11] Likespikes69: im scared, i knew that url from like 2 years ago..and i still knwo it..why does god taunt me so? [21:11] chickenpiggies: because you love it [21:11] chickenpiggies: http://13gb.com/media.php?id=1230 [21:11] chickenpiggies: this game rules [21:14] Likespikes69: haha that is funny [21:16] Likespikes69: man, i wish i had a life. or a pizza. either one will fill the empty void in my soulles carcass. [21:17] Likespikes69: but im leaning towards the side of the pizza.. [21:17] chickenpiggies: haha, good choise [21:17] chickenpiggies: seriously, fuck lives and people who have them [21:17] chickenpiggies: pizza rules [21:18] Likespikes69: hell yeahz [21:23] Likespikes69: im gonna go see if i cant scrounge up some pizz [21:23] Likespikes69: pizza* [21:23] Likespikes69: to the kitchen robin! [21:24] chickenpiggies: haha [21:24] chickenpiggies: I love it when you find leftover pizza in the fridge that you forgot about [21:24] chickenpiggies: so you open up the fridge, expecting to find anything but pizza [21:24] chickenpiggies: but then, BAM...and you're like "fuck yeah, pizza!" [21:25] Likespikes69: 8sigh* didnt happen to me today [21:26] Likespikes69: but ya know what i did realize? wouldnt it be the COOLEST FUCKING THING IN THE UNIVERSE to have a little 13-year old boy in tights and a cape follow you around all day saying "oh boy!" [21:27] Likespikes69: damn, batman really has his prorities straight [21:27] chickenpiggies: with his littly boy love-slave [21:29] Likespikes69: yup [21:39] Likespikes69: damn [21:39] Likespikes69: i really am bored [21:40] Likespikes69: if only i had a female companion of which i could play with in extra-ordinary ways. [21:40] chickenpiggies: extra-ordinary....she probably wouldn't survive for too long [21:40] Likespikes69: who cares? [21:40] Likespikes69: theres plenty of females in america [21:41] chickenpiggies: I know, almost half of america is female [21:41] Likespikes69: so little intelectuals, so many females. what are we supposed to do? [21:42] chickenpiggies: sit, alone and sad [21:42] Likespikes69: aww man, i dont know about you, but honestly, theres nothing more i could want right now than some "poon-tang". [21:43] Likespikes69: i saw the 40 year old virgin this weekend [21:43] Likespikes69: and people who stay virgins too long, they metally "put the pussy on a pedastal" so to say. thi9nking evermore that it will be so great, only to be let down my females incapability to pleasure men to their best. [21:44] Likespikes69: if only women were simply, bred to pleasure men, in a encapsulated "biodome" if you will. it would be the greatest thing a man could ask for, [21:45] Likespikes69: besides of course, a lifetime suply of dominos pizza witht hose great breadsricks..and marinara..damn im getting hungry. [21:46] Likespikes69: what, did i just lay so much truth on you, that you cannot reply? [21:47] chickenpiggies: I left tog et food [21:47] Likespikes69: man, if only other everyone else in the world shared my views... [21:47] chickenpiggies: and missed the wisdom [21:47] Likespikes69: then scroll up and read it [21:47] chickenpiggies: I don't want to see that movie [21:47] chickenpiggies: It will give me nightmares [21:47] Likespikes69: dude just read what i said [21:48] chickenpiggies: hahaha [21:48] chickenpiggies: basically cloned pussy [21:48] Likespikes69: yup. [21:49] Likespikes69: mans last great achievment. last of course, because after that all the worlds problems will be solved, it will ring world peace, and all women would sotp naggign because they no longer hold their unnatural power. [21:50] chickenpiggies: yeah it will [21:50] chickenpiggies: you'd win a nobel prize [21:50] Likespikes69: i know [21:50] Likespikes69: i should do that you know [21:51] Likespikes69: make a buisnes,s mail order brides that wont backtalk you! [21:51] Likespikes69: they will all be raised in th boidome i create, and all they will know from birth to the time they are mailed, is how to pleasure a man, and the english language of course. [21:52] chickenpiggies: hahaha [21:52] Likespikes69: and all their bedrooms will of course be equipted with video survalence, and masturbation is encouraged, along with the free dildos i will provide. [21:52] Likespikes69: ill call it "trophy wives inc" [21:53] Likespikes69: anbd of course, it will overtake gogole [21:53] Likespikes69: google* [21:53] chickenpiggies: I smell a nobel peace prize [21:53] Likespikes69: google has nothing on cloned pussy. [21:53] Likespikes69: really now? i somewhat smell a lynching, if any of this were to go public. [21:55] Likespikes69: all their diets will be maintained ot give them supple, life afirming breasts, a genourous "booty" and a great figure. [21:55] chickenpiggies: just like those fuckers who bomb abortion clinics [21:56] Likespikes69: dude, they all go to class naked, and everyone in the biodome is naked at all times, so they dont even know about clothes. they all go to class, sit on seats with mounted dildos, and they learn to take ti for hours on end. oral exams will take place regulalry [21:56] Likespikes69: it will truly be heaven. [21:56] Likespikes69: and of course, there will be elctives, like, bondage, lesdom, and other fetishes that people may want. cause ya know, those small dicked asians want a girl who knows how to be dominated. [21:57] Likespikes69: man, i really love my idea so much. [21:57] Likespikes69: dont you? [21:58] chickenpiggies: yes, Ido [21:59] Likespikes69: man, i bet the govt would give me money to start this place too. they know that it would create world peace [21:59] Likespikes69: send every leader of the world, their dream girl. [22:00] chickenpiggies: but what about those fuckers (who are probably women) who call it "unethical" [22:00] Likespikes69: well, thats where we start the american bith trials. all opposed to world peace get burnt at the stake of course. [22:01] Likespikes69: american bitch trials* [22:01] chickenpiggies: hahaha [22:01] Likespikes69: man, its great when i get to share my real fealing and i dont get smacked, tackled, or have my life threatened. [22:02] chickenpiggies: has that happened before? [22:02] Likespikes69: yup [22:03] Likespikes69: tell any "all i want is some of you're fine pussy" and you get the shit beaten out of you. why though? its a fucking compliment for fucks sake. [22:04] chickenpiggies: hahhaa [22:04] chickenpiggies: yeah, I should try that one more often [22:04] Likespikes69: you really should [22:04] chickenpiggies: and it has to be "your fine pussy" too [22:04] Likespikes69: of course! [22:05] chickenpiggies: that would be the greatest of complients [22:06] chickenpiggies: if someone said they wanted my fine pussy, I'd be flattered [22:06] Likespikes69: so would i [22:06] Likespikes69: or my fine anything. [22:06] chickenpiggies: "I would like nothing more than to tickle your fine prostate" [22:06] Likespikes69: i would be quite flattered to say the least. [22:09] Likespikes69: man,i really want some fine pussy right about now [22:10] chickenpiggies: I'd take some less than quality pusy [22:10] chickenpiggies: hell, I could take the bottom of the barrel right now [22:10] Likespikes69: sadly, i think i could too [22:11] chickenpiggies: but alas, even that we wont get [22:11] Likespikes69: ive been putting the pussy on the pedastal for some time now, i think its about time i get some. [22:11] chickenpiggies: hahaha [22:11] chickenpiggies: hahaha [22:12] chickenpiggies: yeah....I know [22:12] chickenpiggies: that pedistal thing..It probably isn't healthy [22:12] chickenpiggies: I mean...I've gotten to the point where I don't believe my life has started until I get laid [22:12] chickenpiggies: I'm setting myself up for a pretty long fall [22:13] Likespikes69: word brother. [22:13] chickenpiggies: alas.... [22:13] Likespikes69: alas.... [22:15] Likespikes69: man we really need to get laid. [22:20] chickenpiggies: well put my friend [22:20] Likespikes69: so this wednesday, come over, we can get laid. dont ask how... [22:20] chickenpiggies: hmm [22:20] chickenpiggies: I say "impossible" [22:21] Likespikes69: really? then you;'re up for a suprise, the perry, master of getting laid, is going to five us a seminar. [22:21] Likespikes69: and then drop us off in providence to try our new skillz [22:22] chickenpiggies: hahaha [22:22] chickenpiggies: we're just asking to get assraped [22:22] Likespikes69: pretty much [22:23] Likespikes69: the perry has stated, be on the lookout for adams apples, its a dead givaway. that will tell you whether you get laid os assraped. [22:23] Likespikes69: or* [22:24] chickenpiggies: well, that goes without saying [22:25] chickenpiggies: and perry would love to be assraped by a shemale [22:25] Likespikes69: and he has been, many times. [22:25] Likespikes69: me himself, being a shemale [22:25] chickenpiggies: no, I think he'd be just a little less sexually frustrated [22:25] Likespikes69: probably..