User:Leatherboundbooks/Dirty Talk

Since the dawn of time, man has had sex. And with sex, will always come dirty talk. Dirty talk is the skill, nay art, of talking dirtily. So get ready to be penetrated with knowledge baby, because we're about to embark on a sexy journey, yeah.

History

In the Neolithic Age

Og fuck Ena on right. Fuck her until she become loose. Loose and filthy, dirty dirty whore Ena is. We fuck in front of animals. Then we fuck on the animals. Then we fuck in cave, then we fuck in tree. Ena big wide vagina. Then Ena have baby on left.

Talking dirty has always been accompanied with sexual intercourse since the time of cavemen and dinosaurs. Back in those times, dirty talk consisted of the man degrading the woman and her vagina and making her feel weak and vulnerable as he penetrated her innerds. In those days, dirty talk would be accompanied with physical abuse and loud whining, moaning, and grunting by the woman. The first records of dirty talk were painted on a cave in northern Africa, accompanied by the caption on the right.

In the Classical Age

Ethay Omansray ovedlay otay alktay irtyday. Ethay inscriptionay elowbay isthay escofray aidsay "Ooklay atway isthay ilthyfay orewhay, ittingsay onway omesay obsterlay ingthay. Etslay uckfay."

The ancient Greeks and Romans too commonly talked dirty before, after, and during sex. This period has much more recorded use of dirty talk, as Herodotus wrote in his Anals