User:Lance!

Well, if you must know a little about Lance! here is the most important part, he always puts an excelamtion point after his name, and typically talks in the third, forth, and sometimes seventh person.

Also, Lance! really likes women. Big women. Lance! refuses to have sex with anything less than 400 pounds.

Since the previous statement may be a bit misleading, let me take a minute to explain: Since being a child, Lance! has been a bit obsessed with the planet Mercury, which has much weaker gravity. So, if a women weighed less than 400 pounds on Mercury, Lance! definetly would not have sex with her, because he's a very kinky weirdo.