User:Labourmanf

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I'm the labourman.

I love to work and being mantained bye the government. And of course, in soviet russia, shit eat YOU!!!

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• Me: I spik rilly bad inglis'.
• About wikipedia:Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid.
• Place of birth: Armenian SSR
• Language: None, I fockin' h8 armenian.
• Personal life: Nope. I'm not telling nothing.
• Favourite colour: Red, soviet red.
• Political affiliation: The savage and irrational left-wing.
• Favorite food: Really that fucks me out. I don't care.
• Freetime: When I'm not working, I love to give dictatorial-soviet orrders, beacuse evriting most be ordered. Also it is important to note that I love to communist conferences on Sanday afternoons.
• Jews: They suck.
• Hitler: He is whiney idiot man.
• Jew or Hitler?: They are the same, crabby loosers.
• Mom or Dad?: This is a baby question isn't it?
• Sex: More than a man, a macho.
• Gays?: God hates them.
• Religion: Eastern Orthodox, but I'm changing to Westboro.
• Gingers: They have no soul, but their hair colourr rocks.
• Time?: All that I can waste.
• TV: Soviet news.
• Hero(es): Stalin, Lenin and Trotsky.
• Idiot: Bush
• IQ: Bigger than you can imayine.
• Family relations: Top secret information.
• Age: Try to guess.
• Race: Human race, the most irrationale.
• Fav song: L'internationale.
• Best country: Of course, Armenia.
• Type of government: Anarchism.
• Disaster on public places: I love that.
• Farted?: Never ever.
• Utopia?:A non-governed country with all the disaster I can do.
• Criminal?: Who do you think I am, of course not.
• Profession: Nobody cares.
• ETA: A communist project I like.
• Karl Max?: A real teacher.
• Current fav leader: Castro and Chavez.
• Black people: The same as white people.
• Races: I said enough, they don't exist. Let's change the conversation subject.
• Pee times: Please... what kind of questions are those?
• Friends: More than yours.
• Friend of you?: OK, but only communism is the key of human glory.
• Money: Useless piece of shit.
• Class: Upper-middle class.
• Katrina?: I've already helped. Big donation.
• Compassive: So, so...
• Kind: Of course yes, I must keep my leader image.
• Computers: If they weren't so expensive.
• KGB: Come back, please!
• USSR: Was the best nation of the world.
• Capitalism: The doctrine of evil and devil.
• Sexual life: Very active.
• Real name: Ok, I'll give you only the first letters: 8 K Ñ. Now you can guess.
• Country that really sucks: neither.
• Article that love of Uncyclopedia: Bureaucraci Chanel.
• Hate most: AAAA! It upsets me.
• AAA!?: It proves human stupidity.
• Pop music: Playback.
• Disney World: I'm going to Disney World!
• Superbowl: I'm getting to American, no!
• Technology: From soviet nations is better.
• License: No motherfucking one.
• Tired of this?: Yes.
• End?: Ultimately yes.