User:Koios

Reasons for entering this page

If you are here because you are here, please preform alt+F4 on your keyboard and give your mother my regards. Please mention that the child is most certainly definitely totally probably maybe not mine.

If you are here for funny, your humor is messed up.

If you stooped so low as to go here for encouragement, then it's already too late.

If you know the bald man who stole my cat, please tell him that she hasn't been spade and does not preform blowjobs.

If you are here because you would like to join my cult, please refer to the first reason.

If you are here to chat, then feel free to not spam me.

If you are a woman, please take a look at this pic of me.

Charming, I know.

And if you are the police, take note of the below picture. It is happening right now.

I am not the gun nor am I the tree.

Leave or leave

Farewell, fellow failed abortions. It has not been an honor.

Please don't copulate with my cat,

Koios