User:Kippy/Mongolian Deletion

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Small picture of the painting of Mongolian Jesus.

In 1987, famous archeologist Brian Jones found a combination of western and eastern art, in a painting of a Mongolian Jesus.

Mongolian Jesus[edit | edit source]

The painting dates back to the early centuries, around 100 A.D. Although not known why Jesus appears Mongolian, it is known that there is a manuscript of some sort that was found with the painting. The manuscript reads, in Greek…


Then there's another message under the Bible verse.


Brian Hides It[edit | edit source]

After eighteen years of keeping this secret, Brian Jones reveals to the world this. He says, quoted, "I feel the world is ready for a Mongolian Jesus. In the 80's, no; but now, yes."