User:Kippy/LOLLERBATE

The LOLLERBATER

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LOLLERBATE LOLLERBATE LOLLERBATE 

a still frame text photo of a lollerbater.

What is the lollerbate?

very rare footage of a lollerbater caught in action!

The lollerbate is when you hear sounds like "LOL *smack* *smack* *smack*" comming from a bathroom and when the person gets out the walls are painted a new color. Lollerbaters can be found anywhere. But most likely in Africa where they cant have hawt sex because they have aids. Monkeys also lollerbate alot. LOLLERBATERZ are usually addicted to Ecstasy and laugh while bating. Smurfs LOLLERBATE alot to paint each other. Pigeons and seagulls also LOLLERBATE when they have people walking underneath them. Pigeons and seagulls are "one minute men" meaning they can LOLLER all over you in less than a minute.

Where is LOLLERBATE land

LOLLERBATE land is usually found on a computer chair or on a toilet. LOLLERBATE lands will often have funky colors for their walls.

LOLLERBATE games

LOLLERBATERZ usually play games such as "LOL its in my eyez" and "WTF WHY'D YOU SHOOT ME?".

here is a still shot of two LOLLERBATERS playing a game of WTF WHY'D YOU SHOOT ME?

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Here is another LOLLERBATE game called MINE IS SOOO MUCH BIGGER THEN URZ!

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NOTE: Asians can not play MINE IS SOOO MUCH BIGGER THEN URZ!

Legality of LOLLERBATING

LOLLERBATING is illegal to do it in public in 57 states of the U.S. In Russia if you have hairy arm pits and use hoagies as deodorant you can LOLLERBATE all over hairy Russian mothers.