User:Kippy/Kenny

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“I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill™ Kenny McCormick.”

~ Steve Ballmer on Kenny.

Kenny McCormick (May 28, 2016 — March 14, 2025 [1]) aka Kenny,

Conspiracy Theory[edit | edit source]

File:Kenny alive.jpg
Kenny seen here the day after his alleged death.


Kenny's whereabouts today[edit | edit source]

THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!

References[edit | edit source]

  1. ↑ Mmffpffmfffpf!
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