User:Kippy/Goth (game)
The Goth game is a very old board game invented in 4,000,000 BC by a goth... or maybe two goths... Actualy only one goth, because they are alone and forsaken. You're supposed to laugh for the date.
Old so.
It's also the name of the brand new article of my creation on the Uncyclopedia which has started several lines above.
Above.
More above.
Even more above.
I mean at the very top of this page.
Never mind.
First part : Birth of the Goth game (it starts, we're gonna laugh out loud)[edit | edit source]
As anyone, the goth and his wife went to the hospital. They arrived at 11:23 pm and on December 3 at 5:12 am, the Goth game was born.
Actually, this section title kicks me in the nuts, I should have chosen a more attractive title because with that title, I wonder what funny stuffs I can say... I've got an idea, I will put some dialog boxes!
| Hello! |
| I'm the empty box. |
| I will accompany you all along this article because I have nothing else to do. |
| And it's quite well payed. |
| The Invisible Man says: Hello! I'm the Invisible Man. |
| The Invisible Man says: Have you seen an empty box by any chance? |
| The Invisible Man says: ... |
| The Invisible Man says: ... |
| shh! |
| The Invisible Man says: ... |
| The Invisible Man says: Never mind. Bye. |
Second part : timeline (it's better and better)[edit | edit source]
Actually, it was not invented by one goth but two goths so forget what I said before. But very old, this you may remember.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
| The Invisible Man says: Nothing new? |
| The Invisible Man says: ... |
OK, next part.
Next part[edit | edit source]
You know, when I started to write this article about three weeks ago, I thought that I would easily manage to do it, after all, there is nothing easier than writing stupid shit, but finally as I go forward, I realise my vanity, I wanted to play with fire and now I feel lonely and a bit dirty.
Criticism is easy but art is difficult. After all, what is funny and what is not? Who are we to judge? Shouldn't we let the other judge by themselves instead of decide in their shoes?
We live in a world where the precautionary principle invades all the domains, and don't give way to the inventiveness and the creativity any more. What happens in your head, Mr World? Internet has made you lose your bearings! As the ebullient formication of high technology urges more and more to the free expression in the most incongruous forms, It seems that a duality occurs at this point: the young against the old, the white against the tanned, the jews against the rest of the world, the pedestrians against the drivers, the Coca drinkers against the Pepsi drinkers, the QWERTY keyboards against the AZERTY keyboards.
I mean: gosh! Why may the world be so, why should humans destroy themselves to know if weither or not Justin Bieber really exist or to know if Lady GaGa is a cunt.
What happened Mr World? You were cool before, and now look at you! You're just good for googling insults to find forums with people you can insult. What the hell is your problem?
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The blue-haired girl says: ... |
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This person says: ... |
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This person says: Damn! You kick us in the nuts with your fucking spiel. |
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The blue-haired girl says: Absolutely. |
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This person says: I thought it would never end. |
Woaw! Eric Clapton, I love your songs!
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This person says: Who's that? |
Even next part[edit | edit source]
OK so in fact I'm fed up with this article. I go away. It smells like ass. I won't add it on my user page. I'm too ashamed.
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This article will be considered for deletion in accordance with Uncyclopedia's deletion policy.
Anyhow, we all hope so. |
