User:Kippy/Star Trek Minister

[03:18] <Multiliteralist> "Loook out! They're trying to shit us with reruns! Beam me down to the stupid fancypants area!"
[03:18] <Multiliteralist> "Yes, minister."
[03:19] <Multiliteralist> "Fuck you, minister. We are at maximum power. You're TOO FUCKING FAT!"
[03:19] <CatTheColourful> ahahaha
[03:19] <Multiliteralist> "Let gravity take its course, Scotty. Let's just push him through the carbage chute."
[03:20] <Multiliteralist> garbage?
[03:20] <Kippy> cabbage
[03:20] <Multiliteralist> "I always mix carage and garbage, Sir. What were carages?"
[03:20] <Multiliteralist> "Fucked if I know."
[03:21] <Multiliteralist> "I do know garbage, though. IT'S THIS ARTICLE LOLOLOL!!!!"
[03:21] <Multiliteralist> then they all wank their butts
[03:21] <Multiliteralist> and the Enterprise is smashed into a planet
[03:22] <Multiliteralist> the minister is thrown through the windshield of the commannd centre
[03:22] <Multiliteralist> and get splattered over the otherwise nice landscape

[03:29] <Multiliteralist> "Help us, mr. Drytwat!"
[03:29] <Multiliteralist> it almost looks like a Polish surname
[03:30] <Kippy> That's who they call after the Minister is smashed throw the windshield.
[03:30] <Multiliteralist> yeah
[03:30] <Multiliteralist> "Well", says Mr. Drytwat, "it seems as if the boosterisers were set on too high on this Enterprise ship of yours, you cuntsuckers!"
[03:31] <Multiliteralist> "You were clearly lacking a business plan, my children!"
[03:32] <Multiliteralist> "Think about the flagrant misuse of our Anal Astral Navy while you scrape him off that landscape!"

Article

Star Trek: Rerun of the Minister at Some Stupid Fancypants Area is an upcoming third installment of JJ Abram's Star Trek, as well as the thirteenth Star Trek motion picture overall.

Characters

• The Minister
• Spock
• Montgomery "Scotty" Scott
• Pavel Chekov
• Mr. Drytwat