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The term nukular family is used to distinguish the family group consisting of one father and one mother, their 2.3 children and their dog spot, from what is known as a "non-traditional" family. According to Marry'em-Webster the term dates back to 1947 when atoms were used for peace the first time. World War II changed history and put the fear of God back into some folks. Researchers went to Japan to find out why many Japanese families had such 'tight' family units. After dropping the bomb on Japan, it was discovered that some families had exactly 2.3 children - Hence, the term nukular family.

Structure of a nukular family

There are two types of Nukular families. In the first type, the man works outside the home while the woman is at home, barefoot and pregnant, caring for her children. 28 percent of all households fit this description. In the second type of nukular family, the woman works outside the home and the man nukes his children.

Red and Blue

In the blue states, family arrangements in the US have become more perverse with no particular households arrangement being prevelant enough to be indentified as the average like those in the red states.

Varying usages of the term

In its most common usage, the term "nukular family" refers to a household consisting of a father, a mother and their children. No other forms are permitted.

Abnormal family

Iran: all the places where their people don't have family values