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FBI Closes in on PC Zombie Gang
Politically correct zombies have been reaking havok on the careless speakers of Washington DC. The Undead Manners Police have been stealthfully listening in behind windows and doors all over the uS Captial. In insenstive remarks are overheard, they crash in and consume the offenders brains. The US Federal Bureau of Investigation has closed in on the network recently when their zombie netowrk of remote controlled personal computers was compromised by PC Zombie hunters. The Politically correct zombie hunters, while anti-zombie, are pro-sensativity. "We would like to be able to svae these gentle creatures of habit, but when they take the life of a living human, they have crossed a line. This is true whether or not the offenders were known to havew said the N-word, the C-word, the I-word and esspecially the V-word"' - PC Zombie Hunter, Norm Friday.
The FBI has found that the zombies, llke was prophesied in the book, seem to congregate where they know. An abandonded community center has been found to be the headquarters of the PC zombies, and plans are to raid it with an anslaught of Letter-words.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13078297
14 April 2011 Last updated at 10:03 ET
FBI closes in on zombie PC gang