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Some guy |
Dude, like, where's my taco? - Seriously, man, I've been looking all over and I can't find the thing anywhere... |
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Sharky@Hammerhead_Loans.com |
Maxxed out all your credit cards? - Consolidate your repayments into one easy monthly beating... |
20 Jun
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WeeWee@TS.com |
Ladyboys: reduce your clitoris by as much as 99% in seconds - Guaranteed or your penis back |
20 Jun
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Mindy@good-times-good-prices.co.uk |
We met at Hooters - My boss and my gynaecologist say I have to call everyone I "worked"with. |
20 Jun
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Link.strand@Time_disipation.com |
Hate chain-emails as much as me? - Never receive another. Just send this message to 5 of your friends. |
20 Jun
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Mohammed.Farrid@Somalia_telecoms.org |
Want to see your Supertanker again? - Send $25million in used fifties. No Special Forces. (Some crew still available - $10k each, three for the price of two) |
19 Jun
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HCamping@Raptured.xxx |
Thanks for your kind donation - Its not tax deductible, but, hey! The world's going to end. Stupid! |
19 Jun
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Swiftly.stiff@Erectile_dysfunction.net |
Need Viagra or Cialis? - Why not just get a better-looking girlfriend? |
19 Jun
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Marvin.Martian@Alienweb.com |
Left a message at Stonehenge for you ages ago - Why do you guys never return my calls? |
19 Jun
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Kate.Hoy@Thaibrides.sex |
Lonely? Discount Thai brides available - Now with or without cock! |
18 Jun
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no-reply@God.org |
Your non-attendance at Church - has been duly noted for future reference |
18 Jun
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StumbleUpon |
Enjoy your weekly recommendations from StumbleUpon! - As if you don't waste enough of your workday already... |
18 Jun
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Some Internet Forum |
New Password Reset Confirmation, Again - Your new password is Dje5HEzq@*!3plQ89... |
18 Jun
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Mambo-Zulu@rich.not |
SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE! - HELP Buwana! |
18 Jun
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Elvis@bigfoot.org |
Call me - I have left that previous place, find me at the other place |
17 Jun
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Sarah.smith@gooog.le.xx.com |
Not a virus - I promise, just click here |
17 Jun
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AL1964@Gmail.com |
Hey man, - Stop flicking on and off that switch; my garage door won't stop opening and closing. |
17 Jun
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Penis@FreePenisEnlarge.com |
Account Confirmation - Dear <insert name here>, thank you for registering at FreePenisEnlarge.com. To activate your account and learn more about penis enlarge please visit... |
16 Jun
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FrankyP@me.com |
Thanks for the Mrs - You're right, her tits were nice. I remember the deal. Listen, give me a few days to discuss it with my... |
15 Jun
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Tedatthefbi@fbiiswatchingyou.gov |
Bribe money - For what you're getting away with, it isn't enough. We want double or your ass is going to... |
15 Jun
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yeaharborday@hotmail.com |
great arbor day deals! - Mother Nature is going out of business! Buy one get one tree! |
15 Jun
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Welsh Tsunami Appeal |
Help the poor victims of the Welsh tsunami. - Click to donate £5 now! |
14 Jun
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DarthV@TheEmpire.gov |
I, am your father! - Search your feelings... |
14 Jun
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admin@inbox.com |
We regret the unavoidable down time - You were infected by the Zen virus |
14 Jun
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GautamB@nirvan.zen |
oommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - That just cost you everything... |
8 Jun
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AwesomeDude@Verizon.net |
I'm better than you. - Just so you know. |
8 Jun
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John@Candyman.net |
You think good gear grows on trees? - Pay up or I'll slit your fucking tires! |
7 Jun
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publishersclearinghousepossibly@mail.com |
You won a shitload of money! - Like probably 10 million or something. We aren't lying! |
7 Jun
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hitlercockbot@hotsytotsynazis.net |
Welcome to the Nazi self fellatio forums! - Hitler didn't "rise" to power without sucking his own |
7 Jun
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YouTube |
ThdudeTV has posted a comment on your profile: - Hey dude, go get a life and stop annoying everyone ... |
7 Jun
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wesurehopeyouredumb@hotmail.com |
Free ipads! - In exchange for money or reffering friends to do the same! |
7 Jun
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Your boss |
Johnson! - Stop checking your emails and get back to work! |
6 Jun
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Twitter |
Anthony Weiner has sent you a picture. - View it here. |
6 Jun
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Nigerianprinceabu@scamnet.org |
Re: Re: This is the Nigerian Prince Abu - Sorry, I didn't get the last three digits of your bank account. What were they again? |
6 Jun
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theshamwowguy@gmail.com |
It's like a shammy, but more expensive! - Did you know I raped a chick? |
6 Jun
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Mum |
Re: for you - I'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me... you dirty boy |
6 Jun
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Mark@hotcheesefactory.com |
Re: A Request - But why do you want hot cheese poured into your backyard? |
6 Jun
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PETA |
Save the gay whales in Darfur! - Think of the whales... |
6 Jun
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The Online Doctor |
Your test results are in - I'm afraid you have a severe internet addiction that no conventional medicine will... |
6 Jun
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Horndawg@Gmail.com |
My favorite dog - Is a horny dog. You free tonight? |
6 Jun
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Facebook |
Seymore Butts has sent you a friend request. - Accept by clicking here. |
5 Jun
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esmerelda daviss |
amplify your penis now! - attach a megaphone |
5 Jun
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bot@onlinecasino777.com |
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5 Jun
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info@pl.org |
Want a larger penis? - With our weight-loss programme you can add an extra ten inches to your member. |
4 Jun
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Work-from-home@jobs.com |
Want to earn $$$? - That's right, three whole dollars! |
4 Jun
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Jenny Elizabeth |
Re:Re:Re:Re:Hey - OMG!!! so gross! never email me again plz asssshole!!! |
4 Jun
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enlargements@bigboy.net |
Is your penis too small? - Haha, your penis is too small. |
4 Jun
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Stephen_spielberg@aol.com |
Re: my movie script - quit emailing me. |
4 Jun
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JohnDoe@fishnapper.com |
If you ever want to see your gold fish alive - Follow the instructions below. And do NOT notify the cops |
4 Jun
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Staff@weightwatchers.com |
Lose weight now! - Amputate your legs! |
4 Jun
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giftwrap@kiddylove.com |
cheap deals on gifts this valentine's day - children's toys half price |
4 Jun
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buyrocks@rocks.com |
affordable rocks - for the rock purchaser in all of us |
4 Jun
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Largepackage@youngboys.org |
Bounce off this! - Tiny lads will play you like a violin in heat. |
3 Jun
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Jenny Elizabeth |
Re:Re:Hey - i love baby goats!! of course i'd love to see ur goat! |
3 Jun
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SeaMonkeys@homezoo.com |
Not your father's sea monkeys - Ours actually have fur and live for two days or your money back(no money back). |
3 Jun
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Dr. Frederick Mugabe |
CUMSHOT TITS XXX XL-DOUBLE-D DOWN ON THE DIRTY DRAWERS - FREE CASH FOR WATCHING RARE MOTHER-AUNT SEXY YOUTUBE |
3 Jun
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eBay |
Your item has been dispatched - Order number 554680 - Product description: vibrating egg, size "large", colour "coral" |
3 Jun
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lesbianblogger@tartan.org |
Has your identity been stolen? - I am a bearded American in Damascus. I need an urgent shave to escape. |
3 Jun
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Lotto@jackpotlottery.com |
You've won a million dollars! - Nah, just fucking with you. |
3 Jun
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CANUX@docterfrawd.com |
REPUTIBLE CANNADIAN FARMACY.YOUR VAIGRA ORDA IS REEDY. - We are loading YOUR truck now! |
2 Jun
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Jenny Elizabeth |
Hey - jenny from the favorite pets chatroom! a/s/l?? |
2 Jun
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Radiohead Mailing List |
Radiohead has a new album - You haven't downloaded it yet. You didn't download the last one either. Why doesn't anyone like us anymore!? |
2 Jun
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Nawtymistress@hottymail.com |
While your wife is out - Come over to my place. I've got a new whip, a quarter-horse saddle (fit for a quarter-man like you), and that shaved goat we talked about. |
2 Jun
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George@freevacations.com |
New Offer! Free Trip to Angola! - How would you like to go to a country that nobody goes to? FREE! (Does not include plane ride, or hotels. Plane ride and hotels combined cost $ 250.00) |
2 Jun
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loveseekers@love.com |
Find Your Perfect Partner at LOVE SEEKERS - recommended 76% legal by the Federal Bureau of Investigation! |
2 Jun
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sirfranklin@ebay.co.uk |
Re:Crumpets failed to arrive - I have checked the delivery on my diamond iPad, you shall wait two more fortnights... |
1 Jun
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JHoward@smithsonian.gov |
Public Indecency - We were so interested in your "contribution to rocket science" that we told the police about your "tremendous accomplishment." |
1 Jun
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Daddyslittleboy@wahoo.com |
My penis is too small. - Do you know anyone who can help me? |
1 Jun
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urbananimals@mouser.com |
Squirrels! We've got 'em! - You need some? |
31 May
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me |
Don't forget: - check your email! |
31 May
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