User:Ketchup Boss/Aphex Twin

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“We need to smack his bitch up.”

~ The Prodigy on Aphex Twin

“This guy is cool but kind of sucks at the same time”

~ Beavis and Butthead on Aphex Twin
Aphex Twin showing his signature evil grin.

Aphex Twin is a late 90's electronic musician whose music sounds like robots and babies getting raped. He only had one hit,1999's "Windowfucker." Oh,and he doesn't even have a twin.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Aphex Twin was born to two aliens in London,England. He was abused as a child because his parents thought his music sucked and he wouldn't shut the fuck up. His education was quite simple,although he soon graduated from the University of Shitty Electronic Music.

Music career[edit | edit source]

His music career was full of drugs and more madness with his 1996 debut theRichard B. Jame's Album. It was full of Dubstep music before it even had a proper name. The music was full of sound effects including a duck,a screaming woman,and monkeys. That was his only actual "album." His single "Windowfucker" was only released as an EP and single. The cover artwork showed him with sexy manboobs. No,it was actually Neil Patrick Harris with a breast implant. His final "song" was only released as an music video called "Rubber Johnny" which was his childhood video edited with terrible music. Luckily,he didn't make any more crap after that,although he started to become a drug addict.

Personal life[edit | edit source]

Aphex Twin,although he looks like human is actually Alien. He has one child,Skrillex Twin and is married to a Neil Patrick Harris with breast implants. He later went mentally insane after using to much acid making his music,and died of a drug overdose.