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This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
This user has been blocked. Additionally, their talk page editing privileges have been revoked.
This is because of egregious or repeated violations of Uncyclopedia's policies.
IP ranges used by this user include 196.240.0.0/16