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Manbearpigs, or mbps, are bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species Homo ursa scrufa (Latin for "man bear pig") under the family Flatulatae (the flatulent ones).[1] Manbearpigs were first discovered by in the early 21st century by former Vice-president and creator of the Internets, Al Gore. They are especially notable for the large amounts of flatus they generate, and have been theorized to be the leading factor contributing to the Global Stinking of Earth's Atmosphere (also know as the "Frathouse Effect"). They subsist primarily on a diet of cabbage, radishes, and convience store burritos.