User:KaoruMatsubara/misc/craps/buyyourstuff/toys/yes

Yes. I have kids.

> Yes, narrator, I do have kids. Now, get me some toys.
Sorry, no toys are available today. Please check later.

> crash own computer
You have broke your computer. Congratulations. While your computer is exploding and you sitting pretty with your wife and kids on your side, your family dies.