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December 1, 2008

Dear Diary,

I am sorry for not writing in so many days. I got pneumonia too. My girlfriend cheated on me. My mom died. Dad got hit by a gun. Sister lived on another place. Did I mention my brother? Nevermind, my brother went abroad, and I'm a moneyless chump now. I have no food in the refrigerator. The store where I buy food is closed forever and I don't know anymore stores to buy food with. And I have cancer now. There is no hospital on today, and I go to the hospital and it said "You are dying the day after tomorrow without food.". So this is really the end of my life. Goodbye, world, goodbye, diary. This will be the last page the diary I've got.

No more next pages for this guy...because he will die soon.