User:Kakun/The Aristocrats, by a Wikipedian

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I am a Wikipedian and also an Uncyclopedian. I really need to take a dump and also finish this article in 10 minutes, because Wiki means "quick" in Hawaiian and I need to get out from the house to work in 10 minutes and finish this Uncyclopedia article. So this guy writes an article and he really needs to take a dump at the same time and he's going to take the dump now.

Ok, so I took the dump and I have 6 minutes left before going to work and work all day and sleep all night again. I might ad some stuff about fucking my own siblings, when I come back from work. But not for sure.

OK I have 4 minutes left, still. So my sibling is so hot, I would totally tap that. I added some links to the article and I'm all ready for work now.

This article is called The Aristocrats.

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