User:KGB
Who's KGB?[edit | edit source]
Well... I'm KGB. That's it, really.
I'm not very funny. And I don't really know how to decorate my userpage with stuff, so, well, there you have it. I hope you'd enjoy... Or something. I mean, it's not like I'll make some featured articles or something. All of them will be deleted. Even when I play PacMan the ghosts won't come to me.
I think my neurons killed themselves right now :(
Is KGB a communist?[edit | edit source]
There is actually an interesting story behind that. I would tell it to you, but you'll run away as everyone does :(
Instead, I can tell you a childhood story: When I was six years old, and still in kindergarten because my mom hated me and decided I'm too stupid to school, I had a friend called Bobby. I didn't have friends in that time, because everybody hated me :(. He was my first friend, and the last one.
We had so many big adventures together, in that beutiful neibourhood where we lived... That was the best year of my life. I called him six months ago, now with no friends and my family coming once a couple of month to bring me something they found in their house telling me "You crappy son, I don't need your shit in the house!!" and starting crying about abortion or something, He said he didn't remembered me. Then, when I told him about the time we went looking for frogs down the lake, he said something unclear about stealing some of my Garbage Pail Kids, laughed and hanged up.
Two weeks ago, a man came to my house and asked me why I didn't answer the phone in the last week, the times he called. I told him I don't answer the phone anymore, as I know it's always someone who called by mistake, and then he just told me Bobby died of cancer. That son of a bitch. Now I know where my Cranky Frankie went to.
Haha. I'm so witty. So, KGB, what's your special today?[edit | edit source]
That's not funny :( .
Why does this suck so much?[edit | edit source]
Because KGB is a fucker. He's a fucking noob. He'll always be a noob. What do you think, that he has more Photoshop skills than those he showed in the above image? Yeah, right. He can barely use MSPaint. He can't even use Google anymore as it dosen't find him anything. He turns his TV on and it looks to the corner. As soon as he goes to the bathroom, his damn AVATAR escapes! He's so lonely he has to write this in 3rd person so he can believe that someone thinks about him :( .
