User:Julestm
“I was shocked at the rudeness of this midget!!!”
Beginnings[edit | edit source]
Sarah Elizabeth Ann Ellender, born 6th April 1989 to Ann and Anthony Ellender, was made famous for starting the often controversial group for eliminating the cultivation of bananas. "Ban That Banana" (BTB) which was co-founded by Ms Ellender soon merged with the multinational anti-dairy group "Sour Milk Organization". This created the International Associated Members for the Destruction and Undermining of Milk and Bananas (IAMDUMB).
The 5 foot 2 blue eyed troublemaker has won several beauty awards, the most notable was in 2007. The Surrey Annual Love Fest 2007 had given its top prize for a female in the 17-21 bracket to Ms Ellender. As she went to the podium with her date for the evening Mr Riosa, she noticed who was presenting the awards. It was the Chelsea loser Frank Lampard, who Sarah promptly refused to approach and ruined the integrity of the ceremony. Lampard has been missing ever since.
Involvement of Adeboye III[edit | edit source]
Born from the flames of Stanwell (or somewhere in Surrey that is that dirty) was the child of the Indie music scene. His contempt for mainstream music is shown by his ritual of constant hat wearing. Shit i got work tommorow, sarah u do this.