User:JudasUnited

JudasUnited is a bad motherfucker, and he's an evil man, but he's tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. When he reaches his destination, he will be able to lead weak bitches towards enlightenment, and thus towards the gods of rock. Those Gods are divided into the sections as such: metal, punk, rock, blues, jazz, and yes, even hip hop. For though it has strayed, the latter was once a force for good. As all others, it has been used by those that attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. These are the establishment, The Man, the pig. But as such, those Gods of metal are Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Van Halen, Iron Butterfly, and those great disciples of these mentioned. But as per mentioned in section twelve of title 3, page 89, even badasses like JudasUnited get tired, and have to go drive around to spread the message and to pwn fools, so this shit aint done yet. Fuck, I may be God, but I can't write this with the wink of an eye.

On that note, I bid my leave, and ask just one thing of you. Go and find all those by the name of Sean, and hit them in the left shoulder. No, you're left. Good. And no need to worry about an explanation. He'll know who it was from.