User:Jterhaar

Jack Terhaar is possibly the coolest person alive today. This unparrelled mangnificent paradigm of masculenity was blessed with a modest personality and a fourteen inch penis. Jack currently attends Holy Cross High School where he has succeded in answering every question posed to humanity. Not only that but he has solved the meaning of life and rounded pi while keeping the equation valid. Jakc has a plaid design tatooed to his body to save time changing. He no longer needs to worry about pants for he has a thick coat of hair which is not only completely opaque but bullet proof. Jack has also drank a gallon of milk in one hour. AMAZING!!!

THE ORIGIN OF JACK

Bred by pirates in the deep African Jungle, Jack was raised by wolverienes and fed nothing but wolverine milk till the age of twelve. He then learned english and moved to America where he was adopted by a troop of traveling magicians who settled down in Connecticut to start an Emu Farm. The Emu Farm innevitably failed and his family was left with nothing but their struggling acting careers for subsistence.

THE EARLY YEARS

As a young punctual adolescent, Jack was always experminting with the speellings of words. He also invented a drink made entirly of turnips which was later named Fanta (bet you didn't known that, did you!!) Jack;s most recent accomplishment has been a brief and stupid uncyclopedia article that he wrote durning study hall. Jack has vowed a swift and painful death to any whom dare to delete this most informative of articles.