User:Johnnyeagleispimpin

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Johnny Eagle was a simple man, a peacful man, a pimpin' man. Traveling the world he saw many things and pimped many things.

Eventually he settled in the land of wikipedia, there for many years he pimped articles and sometimes created his own.

Tragically there came a time where pimps were no longer acceptable at wikipedia(playa haters) and Johnny Eagle was forced flee his homeland, and now lives in hiding in a lawless wasteland.