User:John Lydon/Riker/GRR!
T'was the night before Christmas and all throughout the web,
All the Uncyclopedians gathered to read what Riker had said.
A comment for Gene Simmons, the singer from the band Kiss,
A remark about Billy Idol which showed that he was pissed,
Telling the world what Avril used her giant fartbox for,
And subtly suggesting that your sister is a whore.
Now, no one knew why Riker was mad,
Possibly some issues, maybe groped by his dad.
Whatever the reason, Riker continued to type with maniacal glee,
A remark about P-Diddy and a quote from Mr. T.
When fans read his thoughts on Hardees, they knew Riker was the man,
But Riker outdid himself by showing he wasn't Farve's fan.
Riker's genius was boundless and came from deep within,
Another name for penis? How 'bout Slim Jim?
Riker's talent became hard to hide; it couldn't help but show,
When he penned his master work about Steven Tyler and a potato.
Finally Riker turned his wit against the loveable Yogi Bear,
This seemed to make the children cry, but Riker didn't care.
Finally, Riker fell silent, his anger vented in text,
But all Uncyclopedia sat anxious for what he might say next.
But Riker's work was finished, save for one final crack.
"Dear Uncyclopedia, I'm leaving and never coming back."
The Uncyclopedians pleaded the moment Riker quit,
"Please come back, Riker, the site will wilt without your wit!"
Finally Riker answered, "You're all a bunch of trolls!
"I hope all Santa leaves you is a giant lump of Coal!"
THE END