User:John Lydon/RPG/23

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You open the door which leads into the kitchen area of the house. The middle aged woman who you met upstairs is sitting at a table. "Ready to go to the festival Butt?" "I guess so" you reply, still unsure who you're talking to.

Instantly you are transported to a park where decorations have been shoddily hung here and there. You ears are accosted by the shrill upbeat music that seems to be coming from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. The middle aged woman is standing beside you now. "Well, here we are. Have fun at the festival and try not to be home too late Butt." With that, the woman dissapears. Given the insane amount of weirdness you have experienced so far, you decide to ignore the fact that a woman just dissapeared in front of your eyes and instead head for the festival which you can see taking place just past where you're standing. As you make your way to the entrance of the park, you see a mysterious stranger to the left and a cute girl your age to your right. What do you do?


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