User:John Lydon/RPG/20

For some reason, you decide that the best course of action in this situation is to call the Ghostbusters. You think hard and try to remember their number. Like a bolt of lightning it comes to you. You rush over to the phone and dial the number. "5..5..5...2..3..6..8...." you repeat to yourself as you dial the numbers. The phone rings. "Yeah hello" a gruffy voice on the other end responds. "Is...is this the Ghostbusters?" you ask. "What? No this isn't the Ghostbusters you moron. That's a movie. It's not real. Fucking idiot." *click*

"Damnit!" You shout. "I thought for sure that was going to work!" You decide to try and dial your Uncle Charlie but before you can dial, a burly guard grabs your arm. "You had your one phone call. Sit your ass back down."

Without any form of legal counsel, you are forced to act as your own attorney. You are promptly sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole, and ass raped countless times.

You have been indirectly ass raped by the Ghostbusters. Start Over