User:John Lydon/RPG/13

The morning of your arraignment hearing, you meet wih your public defender. "Pleased to meet you my name is Gary Grey." the attorney says, sticking out his hand. "I'm really excited because this is my first case."

You plead insanity and are sentenced to five years in a mental hospital. Somewhere around year three, you attempt to masturbate yourself with the electro shock therapy machine and end up frying yourself.

You are dead. Start over.