User:John Lydon/RPG/11
Uncle Charlie agrees to defend you and says he'll meet you in court for your arrangement in the morning. The next day you are whisked over to the court house for your hearing. Your name is called and you enter the court room. "You are being charged with assualt and attempted rape. Where's your lawyer?" the judge asks. Just then, the doors to the court room burst open and in runs Uncle Charlie. "Sorry your honor, sorry. I was just aaahhh.... finishing up another case." Yells uncle Charlie from the back of the room. "This is not how I run my court, but this man needs legal council, so I'll overlook it." The judge says, scowling at Uncle Charlie.
Charlie proceeds to take his seat next to you. "Hey pal, glad you finally decided to call your old Uncle Charlie. Haven't heard from you in ages." "Uncle Charlie, I'm in deep shit here and I haven't even gotten a chance to go over my side of the story with you yet." You say. "Easy pal. Let's just slow down for a minute here. This is just an arrangement. No need for details. Just relax and let old Uncle C do his thing. By the way, I'm going to need you to smell this" Charlie says as he pushes his index finger under your nose. "Ohhhhhh.... that's awful! It smells like a fish market dumpster!" you reply. "Yeah, I just got through banging this skank in exchange for defending her in court. Beautiful country ain't it?" "That's why you were late?! What the hell Uncle Charlie??!!" "Quiet! they're starting."
The judge looks directly at your uncle Charlie. "As I was saying, your client is charged with assault and attempted rape. How does he plea." Charlie stands and motions for you to do the same. "Well your honor, we're gonna go with not guilty on this one. By the way, you really need to smell this." Charlie says, thrusting his finger towards the judge's nostrils. "Uncle Charlie Nooooo!!!" But it's too late.
The judge immediately finds you guilty and sentences you to 25 years without the possibility of parole.
