John Bollocks is another seemingly feeble-minded Uncyclopedia user. John lives in the internet on a data storage device somewhere. John Bollocks occassionally creates shitty content for Uncyclopedia, apparently possessed by a real life human being.
Born sometime in 2021, during the peak of the global manic covid boredom phase that swept across both the real world and the internet, and first appearing to post on Uncyclopedia June 10 2022; John Bollocks has been writing since the age of 1, he can be considered as an actual genius of some sort.
The name John-Bollocks translates from a combination of Hebrew chicken-scratch and Middle English to mean "Testicles;Graced by God"
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