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Don Infantry (April 26th, 2020)
The Toxic Nein (Censored)
The Ballot paper used to vote

Don Infantry was an Italian mafia boss. He is mostly known for being unknown. He was born April 20th, 1889 in "Braunau am Inn", Austria-Hungary and died on April 26th, 2020 in "Target Führer", Italy. He is often commonly mistaken with Adolf Hitler. He is the leader of the extremely dangerous mafia clan "Infantry". He did nothing wrong. He is also suspected to have a son called "Vaas".

Early Years[edit | edit source]

Birth and youth[edit | edit source]

He was born on April 20th, 1889 in "Braunau am Inn", Austria-Hungary by Don Trebuchet and his wife Doff Brown. Don Trebuchet is the son of Don Cavalry, which already in the past was known to be an unknown mafia leader. Cavalry's clan the "Norybory" is mostly known for the attempted illegal baking of bread and buns. 2 years after his birth his parents died and Don Cavalry began to raise the boy, which has caused Infantry later to also start his clan.

Teen-years[edit | edit source]

Don Infantry went to the Larkary Art School in which he was the sole student of Teachiful Tiktor, a scientist able to surpass "Metal Gear". His first painting "The Toxic Nein" which showed very graphic human intestines caused him to fail Art School and be banned from ever attending any other school, resulting in not receiving any proper education.

Death[edit | edit source]

After murdering his subordinate Admiral Richter, he was assassinated by Karl Fairburne on April 26th, 2020, who thought, that he was just "an ordinary Infantry". After realizing the severe mistake that he has made, he blew up the entire facility Don Infantry was assassinated in, attempting to wipe out any traces and witnesses of this murder. Surviving clan members which weren't attending the clan meeting found a pill bottle with the drug Cosminin, a drug which causes feelings of joy but has side effects such as hallucination and SniperSense™. Fingerprints on the container indicate that Karl Fairburne took those drugs before entering the facility.