User:Jjuice

Hello, world! I am an sentient potato with no social life. I like to mindlessly click through random articles as the cold, hard, uncaring world marches by and the best years of my life are consumed by meaningless pixels on a screen. I sometimes like to pretend I can write, but (understandably) nobody would read something written by a potato. I am a devout member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am also a connoisseur of Ugandan cinema. I have no pronouns, so I would prefer it if you simply didn't refer to me. If you wish to contact me, don't!