User:Jimmy The Panda Ate My Balls

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I am a pussy-loving panda and Slovenia's foremost rapist. Despite the fact that I don't kill the majority of my victims, I still have the the scalps of over 100 chicks. My friends say that I'm the sickest motherfucking panda in the world, while I think that they are just flatering me I like to think that I can hold my own with the best of them.

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