User:Jim

GREETINGS, FEEBLE HUMAN. IT IS I, THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY jim. UNFORTUNATELY, MY NAME MUST ALWAYS BE IN COMPLETE LOWERCASE, THUS MAKING IT HARD TO MAKE GRAND SPEECHES ABOUT MYSELF.

So I suppose I'll talk like a normal person now. You can call me jim. Most of my time on Uncyclopedia will be documenting wars in more detail than what most Uncyclopedians would do, such as with the GI Joe-Transformers War. I will also be exploring wars not yet documented, such as the Great Toy Soldiers War of 2003, and documentation of historical countries and their especially historical leaders, such as the Mario-Luigi Joint Dictatorhsip of Japan. That's all you need to know.