User:Jesus Thorpe

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Jesus Thorpe[edit | edit source]

Jesus Thorpe was born on the fourth of February 1994, and since then he has been the most annoying, crazy and partialy insane being to ever be concieved.

Ever since his birth he has discovered many things, mainly taught to him by his mentor: Count Ducula. Jesus Thorpe enjoys to play the bass and to act. As you probably would of guessed, Jesus thorpe is in NO way related to the actual son of christ, but he had a game of poker with him, Buddha and Zeus once. Jesus won... Thorpe that is! Muahahaha!

In his spare time, Jesus enjoys to make random, no-budget movies on Youtube: Jesus Thorpe's Youtube page!


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