User:JelloMold/UnNews:U.S. Enforces Green Hill Zone over Libya

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After much wrangling and debate the U.S. has finally revealed and begun to enforce implemenation of phase 2 in the Libyan conflict, the creation of a sustainable 'Green Hill Zone' over Libya.

The move has left many in the coalition baffled.. with some former U.S. army officials expressing grave concerns about the direction of the war effort...The main one being a perceived lack of reality awareness amongst it's younger, sega-genesis-reared commanders. Former army chief of staff Peter Schoomaker said of the decision (which has cost billions of dollars to organise in secret):


So far flying wasps have taken down one plane

Meanwhile Chief army scientist Scott Fish admitted the task of designing the badniks has been draining:


In a statement issued by the white house this afternoon new press officer Jay Carney expressed doubts about Schoomakers knowledge and went on to field criticism of the project:


So far reports suggest the metal wasps have destroyed many air defense installations but are having a harder time with the aircraft, with most crabmeats having simply fallen to the ground and shattered.