User:JelloMold/Mudvayne

Mudvayne is a modern band currently producing songs in the 'touring with old material era while making overproduced and increasingly unpopular music videos' phase, they have existed since 1996 and are currently nearing the end of their Lifecycle

Lifecycle

Formation/Gimmick Phase

OFTENWOREMAKEUPONFORTHEIRLIVESHOWS

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH TWOTHREEFOURMOTHERFUCKERRRRR!!!

MUDVAYNEFORMEDIN1995(bass slap)CHADGRAYGREGTIBBET(bass slap)RYANMARTINIE AND MCDONOUGH!(bass slap) NOWYOUKNOWTHEFUCKINGTRUTH! AGGGGHHHH! (guitar solo)

WEWONANMTVAWARD2001!

ROSETOFAMEWITHFUCKING LD.50

PEAKEDATNUMBER 50ontheBILLBOARD

(singer ranting bit)

Emo Phase

Emo became popular, mudvayne followed, to their horror, the night is black, always

In which Mudvayne go from thrashing metal to whiny emo, the horror, the anguish. Fans left tearful, distraught, cold. The bloody night rains down on their album The End Of All Things to Come. Yet I have told no other. I write these words in silence, in mute testimony To what once was. It can not be removed. Oh raven I see thee fall from grace, yonder I wait. Till the next inevitable phase. So cold.

Overproduced (Bitches of the Record Company) Phase

This album is a triumph for all that is good and clean!

Lost and Found is Mudvayne's striking return to top form! No, we're not just saying that to sell the album.. The band spent a whole week recording it and then paid for the additional 6 months of studio editing by producers themselves! The result is a superclean sterilised sound with NOT A SPECK OF FUZZ, YOU FIND A SPECK OF FUZZ AND I'LL KILL MYSELF! *ahem*, anyway, this is what you want isn't it? - Phillip T. Twat - Head producer of Mudvayne

Touring with Old Material Phase

Having made enough money, we're now going to tour around to ever decreasing crowds because our music doesn't stand any test of time given that it was only popular because it was marketed so ferociously. Time to do an acoustic set I think!