User:JelloMold/Brian Reade

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brian reade: socialist

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hi, I'm brian reade but I guess if you're a tory using 5000 of public money a week to renovate your moat it doesn't matter much to you

I was born in liverpool but I guess if you're on 50000 a week you don't really care about the doctors and nurses that delivered me who earn a thousand times less than you.. maybe it's time you stopped looking at your new shiny rolex and thought about the person who saves your life when you crash your new 50,000 cream land rover into an orphanage and get treated ahead of the kids you left in 500 pieces


I work for the daily mirror, but I guess when you're middle-class tax burden stately home windows and doors you think about those scraping your vomit off the cell walls after another drunken tit-groping night in Ibis and thought about the man who has to work 7 days a week down t'pit, in t'darkness wi' just 'is wits t'serve 'im in t'pit when he wants t'tea at twelve in t'total darkness. Which makes it hard to locate the milk

I'm a SOCIALIST[edit | edit source]

It means I'm one of YOU not one of THEM. I'm on YOUR side not the faceless THEIR side with their 5000000 a year pensions while irish catholic dockworkers struggle to feed their whippets and children..

Maybe there should be a LAW to stop tories raising taxes on abandoned children and dogs but instead we see them swanning around in their giant diamond taxis.. when was the last time you saw a tramp on Renshaw street with one of those??


And so to the 5 questions of the week[edit | edit source]

1) will brians reades wife appreciate her husband 2) maybe its time the kids chose good ol brian 3) maybe it's time brian reades lawyer stopped buying fancy watches and thought about his clients.. 4)