User:JelloMold/Bantersaurus

Would you fertilise it?

Bantersaurus (also known as the Wa-hey!odon) is believed to have emerged in the Ladtastic (100 million years after the Triassic). It has a sharp wit, keen eye for soft spots or controversial topics but due to its playful and friendly demeanor it is usually taken in good humour. To those that don't know the individual well it may be confused with the GobbyRandomerSaurus-Rex.

Specimens are usually male, it appears that the innate behaviour is coded into the Y chromosome; like haemophilia only a lot more fun. Some females have learned to mimic such banterous behaviour however this is not natural behaviour for these individuals.

As well as meat, the carnivourous bantersaurus is also the only dinosaur known to consume piss, which it often took out of Tyrannosaurs while making jokes about their tiny arms and inability to masturbate.

That's what she said! (Before I ate her)

Habitat

Bantersauri have been found all over the world, usually within short distance of a communal watering-hole. Also known to favour darkly lit caves where it was able to gyrate with members of the opposite sex. Bantersaurus remains have been found in the stomachs of most species of dinosaurs (including herbivores) suggesting that it's particular brand of bawdy humour was not to everyone's taste (as opposed to the flesh which had a sweet beer-like tang).