User:Jedrlz
Jedrlz[edit | edit source]
Jedrlz is an editor of Uncyclopedia (duh).
History[edit | edit source]
Jedrlz (pronounced Jed rules) was made in a mom. He was raised in the projects. His poor life didn't effect him any. He still believed he could do great things and he was right. Jedrlz joined the Army at a young age. He quickly made friends with Forest Gump and that black guy with gums the size of a grape fruit. During Vietnam Jedrlz single handedly defeated the Viet Wrong. Never heard of them? That's because Jedrlz destroyed them all. Because of his heroic acts Jedrlz was noticed by President Nixon. He was awarded with a award of really high importance. His fame got him into the commercial buisness. When he made some money from that he invested it into uranium. After the Cold War Jedrlz had millions. But he did not forget his piece of crap neighborhood. He spent all of his money on improving the projects. Today it is called Orange County. Since then he has done things like invent Starbucks, eliminated polio, stopped forest fires, and he has even had the time to visit care homes.
Moral?[edit | edit source]
His name says it all.
His Work[edit | edit source]
Articles and their Fate
Shia LaBeough..................................................Huffed
The Ship.......................................................Huffed
HowTo:Make a Sci Fi Movie......................................Still Kickin