User:Javascap/Middle Finger
 |
If you are not offended by it, please edit it in a way so that you are offended by it in the future. For an example of how to be offensive, see: Transgender Trilogy |
The Middle Finger, first used by the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt to express a desire for sexual intercourse with the Vestial Virgins of Apollo, plays a major role in our modern day world. Although the middle finger can no longer be used by Pharaohs (nothing to do with the fact they are no longer around), this finger serves as a well-placed communication device, useges of which can be placed in a multitude of places, including on the road, in bars, and as a friendly reminder to gently FUCK OFF. Also to tell someone is being a total idiot and you want them to just get the hell away from you.
The Pharohs Court[edit | edit source]
As previously mentioned, the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt were responsible for the introduction of the middle finger gesture. In the days of old, the great Pharoah Tuliteass was posessed by profound desire to travel to Rome and meet some of the people there. While visiting, he had the chance to (Image of Sunglasses guy with statues . The Pharoah was understandibly smitten by these statues)